I think Michael Owen can fuck RIGHT off

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

HE'S YOUR NEW HERO!
It's probably written in to your scarf now under the lining.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

he's being paid on a game-by-game basis
and no transfer fee

that Fergie eh, what a tightwad
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

Did I hear right you're also buying Stig Inge Byornebee?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

I have no idea, I'm just glad we got rid of the gay one who fell over all the time

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

I reckon footballers should be paid on a 'no win, no fee' basis
that should liven things up a bit
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)