SexFace doesn't count.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

Was that a response or a general statement?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

It's gospel true
he's got so many notches on the bedpost, it looks like it's precariously constructed from matchsticks
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

It is was general, it'd be "can't" not "doesn't".

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

I'm too drunk to recognise that as a logical statement
LOLDRUNK ETC
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)