The Fourth of July is a bit like celebrating My First Teenage Strop
(Grrrmachinethe indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:37,
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"You can go to this Tea Party in Boston, but you have to be home by midnight."
"oh but Muuuuuuuuuuum!"
(Grrrmachinethe indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:42,
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