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Happy we got rid of the fucking Americans day.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
we should fucking bomb them, the shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
I'm all for this.
Let's drop roanewah on them from a helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
or a plane

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
put all the shitcunts in a field and drop bombs on them

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
No.
Glue them all the statue of liberty and have helicopters of Afgans drop buckets of shit and grenades at them.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
Give me a fucking Davey Crockett hat you fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
is that where you pay a fat merkin to curl a big poo off on your head?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
I fucking hate americans.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
I like how they all berleeev in GAWWWWD

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
I like how they ostracise people with a personality so they end up taking a gun to school and having super-massacre-funtiems.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
Too much effort.
Tell them their major cities are full of terryists and let them get in with some blue-on-blue action.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
Lets give them Torchwood and tell them it's a documentary
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
the only rational explanation for Torchwood is that it was made as part of a plot to exact revenge for Star Trek Voyager

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
FUCKING BASTARDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

*Clicks Hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
They're all fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

This reminds me of one time, when I was in the States around the 4th of July, and some girl was telling me what they all did on Independence Day,
she ended the conversation with "So, what do you guys do in the UK on Independence Day?"
I wanted to say "Have you read any history books?"
My mouth opened, but nothing came out....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
The thing with Americans, right, is that, basically
they are all shitcunts.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
I might phone Syncubus now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
A mate of mine who did tours at a castle
was once asked by an American why they built it so far from the carpark
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
Seriously,
let's kill them all.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
I'm due a killing spree

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
HA!
On a similar note, I got taken on a tour bus (full of yanks) around some tiny town on the east coast of the states,
We stopped off at this one "wooden shack", the driver said, "this is the oldest building in America, it's 350 years old"
I was jetlaged and just relaxing on an open top bus, all these yanks were getting off to take pics...
Somebody said to me "Don't you wanna see the oldest building in Amerika?"
I found myself saying -

"Oh piss off! We've got older multistory car parks in England than this - And we knock them down - get a life"


Feel the silence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
You must have the same mate as half the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
My mate says you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
Where'd I leave my bag last night?
I don't seem to have brought it home. Also, if I left it there, why did I just bring a book home from it?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
Sambuca, sambuca, what hast thou done

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
so you took a bag out, emptied your sack, and left it somewhere?
and they say romance is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
Aaawww...
I miss those days, when you could just empty your sacks anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
The Fourth of July is a bit like celebrating My First Teenage Strop

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
"You can go to this Tea Party in Boston, but you have to be home by midnight."
"oh but Muuuuuuuuuuum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
In Barcelona I overheard an American tourist comment that Sagrada Familia was amazing
and that it was a shame spain was such a poor country that they couldn't afford to finish it, and that he was lucky that they were only staying in Barcelona as he wouldn't want to stay in any of the shanty towns outside of it.

(he could be forgiven for this if he's only seen pictures of Benidorm)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
The mispronunciations make me laugh too
I've heard Eee-dyne-burg for Edinburgh and Ayeburdeen
the obvious Eyerack and I eyeran.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
LOOGABAROOGA

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
what the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
Loogabarooga.
Town in Leicestershire.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
Ohhhh hahaha Loughborough?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
qotw multirepeat lie
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=loogabarooga
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)