I'm not far away
the remains of a packet of bacon that was on bogof
a can of ravioli
bread and butter

and a bottle of merlot pinotage shiraz
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

You
posh fucker.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

bear in mind
last friday I had sirloin steak and an £8 bottle of wine
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)