I went to a music festival in a Butlins camp and bumped into one of the performers in the swimming pool showers.
That's the closest I've come to famous cock. Today, I've seen none other than my own yet.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

"Bumped into."
The euphemism for a new generation.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

I thought 'was violently raped by' was a little graphic for a sunday morning

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)