i think the only food i've got left is half a melon and some stale bread
so, some combination of the above
( well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

bread and butter pudding with melon?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

hollow out the melon and stuff it with bread then eat it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)