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It's Sunday therefore a Sunday dinner thread is allowed
What will you be eating?

We are having beef casserole INSIDE a Yorkshire pudding with parsnips and broccoli.

For Gilgamesh cause I know he hates food threads if he's here. What are you wearing and is it sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
I'm wearing a roast dinner
with yorkie nipple pasties
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
If I say I would eat that would that mean I wanted to do sexy things to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
I'd probably un-erotically eat beef off a tramp's face

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
i think the only food i've got left is half a melon and some stale bread
so, some combination of the above
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
bread and butter pudding with melon?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
hollow out the melon and stuff it with bread then eat it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
I had PORK and ROAST POTATOES and MASHED POTATOES and CARROTS and CABBAGE and YORKSHIRE PUDDING and APPLE SAUCE and GRAVY and TWO LAGERS

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
he has cancer you know :(((((((((((
i'm having a curry, after the pub, i have (very expensive) sunglasses on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
I'm wearing green and white hibiscus print Ocean Pacific shorts.
Glad I got that off my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
Shorts on your chest?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
I have some cargo shorts on
and my chavvy cleaning vest that has sparkles and a pink crown on it and twice people asked me if I was wearing Victoria Beckham clothes.

I mean for fucks sake come on, I couldn't even get a VB g-string over my fat little finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
no food today
its overrated
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
i forgot to eat yesterday :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
you are falling apart at the seams :(((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
i had to buy jeans that were smaller, as all my trousers got too big as i lost weight.
now the new trousers are becoming too big :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
soon you'll be too thin for cwytch :((((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
:(:(:(:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
i havent had a good cwytch in fucking months

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
i will give you a big cwtch!
when i give gonz one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
haha NO PUSHING IN!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
Potential three way hug?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
There's no y in cwtch.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
proooonooounnnciatiiion my dear chap

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
You'm well educated, like.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
proper book learning i did

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
there's no y in the pronunciation either
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
Have one of those sickly hospice milkshakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
Food in a yorkshire pudding.
Shit pub lunches have a lot to fucking answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
my local does toad out of the hole
brakes brothers have alot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
The world has gone topsy fucking turvy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
i used to make RECTANGLE yorkshire pudding
that is then cut into squares
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
My yorkshires are rectangular with rounded corners
on account of the big yorkshire pudding pan being rectangular with rounded corners. The corners are the best bit on the day. The soggy middles are the best bit the next day. Them's the rules and I have to live with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
It's a rather large yorkshire,
I haven't got any little Yorkshire pud tins so I have to make them in cake tins hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
Don't feel the need to make excuses to me
I'm not the god of food.

And even if I were, I certainly wouldn't want to be worshiped by some lowlife who makes yorkshire puddings in a form that you can put a fucking meal in like some wannabe pleb-gastropub wankchef.

No offence. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
not offended at all
*carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
Beer for tea today
I had a porky stir fry as a late dinner though, I've been painting and I forgot to eat until 3
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
I'm going to take some sanywangiez into work.
Emintile, Saurkrut, mustard, mayo, salami, in fresh tigar bread.

Sometimes I look at my life, and I realise, you know what? It ain't so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
oh man i loves me my tiger bread!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
Tiger bread is vile
the taste isn't too bad it's the smell that puts me off.

Plus I also make awesome saurkraut
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
if your saukraut is acceptable to the germans I need your recipe
i've got a german friend who i'd love to be able to do a decent saurkraut for. Even though my brother lives in Germany but he's totally useless
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
A guy like me sure can make a good sandwich for a guy like you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
pasta probably

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
skip it
be a man
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
naffink
my stomach can't handle food today, i don't think this hangover will ever end
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
I'm roasting a shoulder of pork as we speak.
I'll probably do some potatoes with it, broccolli, whatever other veg is around.
Then some kind of cherry pudding, as I found some wild cherry trees nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)