I have a beard
It's FLUFFY.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

So then,
was my grandad right?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

NO
I'M SEXY AND EFFICIENT.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)