So chaps, what are your views on beards?
Do you have a beard or tash or ever had one? My grandad once told me that face hair was only grown by ugly or lazy men. Ladies, just talk about the state of your muff or something. (Burst sofa or JMG.)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

I went a month without shaving once
it looked like I'd rubbed my chin in honey and then stood outside a saw mill. A pathetic attempt, and worthy only of Njal
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

I like a good tash on a man, like a Doc Holliday job.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

Phwoooar
www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/wyatt-earp-doc-holliday.jpg
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

He looks like a sort of cowboy walrus

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Val Kilmer, not Kurt Russell.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

GAY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

cor, mine will be like that when i shave!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Hurray!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

I tried growing a beard once. It looked shit.
Never mind that though, check it out.
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

I'm not downloading that
hum it to me
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

Mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm
mm mm mmmmmm mm mm mm mmmmm
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

Crash Test Dummies?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

And I deliberately tried to not make it look like that :(

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

Christ. I actually bought that when it first came out.
Dave Clark lived just up the road from me when I was a yoof.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

You know, no one I knew as a kid grew up to be
a singer. No one in the music scene I know in Bradford did either. Mind you, I did see Gareth Batty bowling for Worcester the other day in the twenty 20. That was strange, he lived a few doors up from me.
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

My great aunt's next door neighbour
was once on was once on a trolly bus in Leytonstone which was driven by the brother of Tommy Cooper's plumber.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

My best friend from school's dad once worked with a woman who bumped into the stepdad of
oh I can't be arsed
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

My grandad once had Benjamin Britten in the back of his ambulance

( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Who was on top?

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)

The blue light
wooo wooo wooo woo
( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

then it goes
w^ooooooooooo
( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's coming back /pulls into layby
_wooooooooooo
( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

My Mum lives round the corner from the bloke from The Zombies

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I think my dad used to cut his grass

( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)

What with?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

A mower I expect
I think it was Dave Clarke. Where were you a yoof?
( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Weeping in butchers' shops

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

Leytonstone I believe.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

a greased armband wedged into a sofa

( spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

I have a beard
It's FLUFFY.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

So then,
was my grandad right?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

NO
I'M SEXY AND EFFICIENT.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)

When I can grow one, I'll let you know my opinion

( SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

Can you not just upload a program to change the image of your residual self inside the Matrix?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)

aha, yeah, because I'm neo

( SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

Mr Matterson........

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

My beard is in early stages at the moment.
I may or may not shave it off later.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

yer ive had a tache
the chicks really dug it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

WHAT THE SHITTING BUGGERY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)

hot eh
and this is my magnum pi
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

aaaand I'm spent

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

You should have waited to ask her where she got that hair from in the first place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

It doesn';t suit you.
this is the nicest way of me saying it. my facebook profile says i totally do.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

I had one for a while but Mr Sp@m said it was itchy for him

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)

It does tend to clash with short minge hair.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

I've attempted stubble a few times in the hope I'd look like an extra from Lost
but I just ended up looking a bit trampy. Guy at work has grown a beard and now looks Russian, and a guy in the other office has grown one and it's a bit patchy.
( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

i've a grand old beard, me.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

i'm going to have to have a shave after the first ashes match.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

me too

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

your problem is
you're too hairy.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)

thanks deirdre!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

i miss you!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

lets elope!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

let's cantelope!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

INTERLOPE

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's where you marry someone via proxy through a forrin internet site.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Why not let the chemo do it for you?

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

The Grand old Duke of Beard,
He had ten thousand beards,
He marched them up to the beard of the hill,
Then he marched them down a beard.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Goatees or beards are fine.
Moustaches are ok on men I have no intention of sleeping with :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Do 70's porn stars count?
"Pizza deliverARGHGETOFFMECOCK"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

i like to grow beards in the shape of swear words

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'm growing the horseshoe back again

( RedStar returneth, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

I sport a ginger beard with pride.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

with at
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

THIS!
Wait....no.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

NOBODY sports a ginger beard with pride

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

I like beards. on me.
she doesn't. I'm not allowed one. wimmin eh? bunch of beardless harridans.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

get a new woman.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

snakes and grasses
have moustaches

only cunts

have beards
( mongychops, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

I always assumed you had mutton chops.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)