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I'm glad to hear of your job. No doubt a man who can crush you with his numpad will see this as an opportunity to be jealous.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I've already recieved a fat joke in this VERY THREAD
I'll expect a telegram with a crude doodle of a fat person on it momentarily.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

And a peado joke!
Shock and awe in italics!
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

:D
you are the uncle buck of b3ta
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Fat people, Friz..
Fat people..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

See, I'm fat, but I like to think I have the mentality of a thin person
I'm back in Newcastle tomorrow. Will you meet me at the station with a cardboard sign saying "FRIZ"?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Tickertape parades and a punch up in Gotham Town.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes! That is a bar near the Station!
How about a BOGOF pint in @one?!

I'm buying!

*limp wrists*
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)