Fuck that,
Big Brother is on, WOW, who's your favourite?

Other than that what's your favourite Peter Sellers film?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

Watchmen.
He was in Watchmen, right?
( SuperMatt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

I'm going to pretend I don't watch Big Brother and show my disgust on the internet.
EURGH. How DARE you like a TV SHOW.


EUUUUURGH
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Alright.
Friz. You're usually my man on the inside on these things.

Why's it going at top speed amongst the top heavy?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Why is what on what things how?
I got that job by the way. Teaching kids to sing in London. I'm excited over here, like
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Don't sing too enthusiastically
you may swallow them.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

The internet.
It's moving at high speed.


I'm glad to hear of your job. No doubt a man who can crush you with his numpad will see this as an opportunity to be jealous.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

I've already recieved a fat joke in this VERY THREAD
I'll expect a telegram with a crude doodle of a fat person on it momentarily.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

And a peado joke!
Shock and awe in italics!
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

:D
you are the uncle buck of b3ta
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Fat people, Friz..
Fat people..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

See, I'm fat, but I like to think I have the mentality of a thin person
I'm back in Newcastle tomorrow. Will you meet me at the station with a cardboard sign saying "FRIZ"?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Tickertape parades and a punch up in Gotham Town.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes! That is a bar near the Station!
How about a BOGOF pint in @one?!

I'm buying!

*limp wrists*
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

pedo

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

Unlike you, some of us can be in the same room as kids without having sexual thoughts

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

so you are admitting you have to use self control?
MY GOD.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Ha

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

yeah!
in fact a lot of the time I have to purposely think about unsexual things to make me last longer.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

What about when in a room of sexy kids, eh?
Where's your argument now?
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Well, I get my raping shoes on, of course

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

*does the rapeymotion*

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

I may not mention my job on b3ta again

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

yeah people don´t like pedo´s

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Pedo's? What's that? A pedicurist franchise?
What?
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

It's like Nando's, but they only sell chickens' feet.

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

PREFIX HUMOUR!
It's a dying breed of joke
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

They make swimming trunks for paedos.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

that will work great in the police interview
*facepalms*
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, and onions don't taste nice when raw!

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

It *is* the "let's say a non-sequitur" game, right?

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

you two should just fuck and get it over with

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm bi, love
I'm not blind
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

blind choosy
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

are you really bi?
ewwww

and you were one of my faves :(
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/notgay.jpg
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

thats not exactly putting my willy in a mans bum though is it

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

I've eaten cake today

( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

Where's my cake?
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

in the tupperware box

( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

If we're playing "Spot the Euphemism" then I think it's 1 - 0 to me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

If there's any game to be played
it wouldn't be with you.
( jenpots, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

we're definitely playing hide the pickle tomorrow night.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

After I've had my cake.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

I'll make you a cake all for yourself if you don't move in on my jenpots while we play hide the pickle.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Can I have banana bread?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

You can have any cake that I don't need more than basic cake making tools to make
or really rare ingredients.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

She said she ate cake
She meant ALL the cake. In the WORLD.
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

not everyone is like you friz old boy

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Oh yes, I remember that one time I ate all the cake in the world
What
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

+ in one bite

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Is mike woz ere here yet?
I haven't been informed about snooker balls today yet
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

does mike know a lot about balls?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

and me eating them, over here

(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

you're never going to shag me with these awful chat up lines.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

in case you missed it
www.b3ta.com/talk/6276856
( well, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Oh excellent!
I thought it was weird that we've both been online today and he hadn't mentioned it yet.

Oh, he is a card!
(__, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

you fat fucker

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

did you store it all in your cheeks
x
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

*fat face fives*

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

me too
nyomnyomnyom
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

I've also eaten cake today
3 different types
( magnum, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

fuck peter sellers
i met peter cook before he died. lovely lovely man
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

lucky bint.
I hate you more now.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

we CUDDLED

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

you wish.
no we didn't. stop casting aspertions.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

well you wouldn't have wanted to meet him after he died would you
he'd be a bit stiff smelly and cold
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

like a dead penguin.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

how many dead pengiuns have you encountered 'zuki
and were they stiff and smelly.. cold is a given let's face it they're a penguin
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

they were afterwards.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

I don't know anyone who's watching Big Brother. Even the die hard fans I knew
are bored of it.
I want to see The Ladykillers. That's Peter Sellers, isn't it?
( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Sure is, good film.
As for Big Brother, WOAH! How could anyone miss it, some gay nearly got chucked in a pool, phew!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

If I want to see a gay chucked in a pool, I'll call Barrymore.

( Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

The martina cole novel of the same name is a great book.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

This is the quiz, right?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

Yeah, there is only one favourite Peter Sellers film, what's you answer?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Pink Panther.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Wrong,
the answer was 'Being There'.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm calling a stewards inquiry.
The steward says you're shite and I get a point.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

Over ruled.
You get minus a bazillion points, and the winner is uuhhh.... Gilgamesh.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

Stop pandering, he isn't going to fuck you.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)

What a fabulous chap though eh?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)

"Balham, Gateway to The South"
or Dr Strangelove. no, scrap that. Pink Panther was loltastic.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I've not watched Big Brother since series 3 went shit.
The first two were pretty interesting.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

I lived where big brother is made
tis lacking in size and ability
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

the one who sounds like Ricky Gervais
and looks like Wolverine
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

Dr. Strangelove.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

the answer is obviously this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6277532
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)