Crab
Handy for wanging at spazzy kids
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)

This.
Particularly the 'wanging' part.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)

More things could and should be wanged
Dog turds on sticks for example
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)