it's decided
the best apple variety is Braeburn. It has the crisp bite of a granny smith, a medium sweetness, and no floury taste. It is the versatile Federer of the apple world, balanced, robust, and can wear a white jacket without looking like the bass player from Wham
What's your favourite apple?

while you're thinking, here's the original Mr T:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K5IEqmrUio&feature=related
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:34, archived)

Pink lady
cause it's 'ard, innit.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:42, archived)

Crab
Handy for wanging at spazzy kids
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:46, archived)

This.
Particularly the 'wanging' part.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)

More things could and should be wanged
Dog turds on sticks for example
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)

I like apples that have been in the fridge :)

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:47, archived)

i dont do froot

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)

I bet you do fruits, though. Eh? Eh? Know what I mean?
that doesn't even make sense
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)

it would if i had a willy.
we'll pretend ive got a whacking great schlong :)
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:03, archived)

Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
I love it when we play pretend.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)

I'm a fan of red delicious
they're juicy and tasty, quite like myself.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:02, archived)

I like Granny Smiths

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:04, archived)

fuck apples man, fuck apples right in the fucking ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:05, archived)

It's the middle of summer.
Are you some sort of antipodean? Or has it just taken you a few months to make your tiny mind up?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 8:06, archived)