I drew this last night
and thought of you.
Not many people have a picture of them by the amazing baldmonkey. So treasure it. It's probably worth millions.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:04, archived)

that now has pride of place in my profile :)
self-portrait at all?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:07, archived)

Nope.
I was doodling, and drew a snake and decided it should be wrapped around something...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

not a bar of chocolate then?
or a lovely set of norks?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

Nope.
A great big cock.
It's the obvious choice.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

you should work in advertising

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

I think I'd like that.
"Don't be a cunto, drive a Punto."
See. I'm a natural.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

so am i
'Don't go into a stupor, register with BUPA!'
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

Or
"Only pooves can live without rooves."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

they don't need to rhyme
right, I'm going for a shower. back in a bit
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)

Whereas, I, out of boredom,
am going to put your picture on the main board.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

That is utterly terrible
Sorry
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)