Oh fuck off!
It's not THAT big.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)

I was saying poor coz that's way too big
girls scream at my 3cm penis due to they are scared its going to tear them in half. I think.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

you're not supposed to put it in their ears

( ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

....
NOW they tell me...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)