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These kids on CBBC:
"So who do you all support?"
"Portsmouth."
"And why's that? Is it because they're your local team or because they're good?"
"Because they're good."

How're you deluding yourself at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
He also just called Ronaldinho "Rolandino"

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
The stupid child bell-end idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
Who do you support?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Liverpool.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Ahahahahahahaha!
Better luck next year Chicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
It's funny because you got raped by Torres and Gerrard,
suffered a terrible run of form, and then got raped again by Xavi and Iniesta, and then lost your most influential player, and then failed to sign one of the players you pinpointed as a replacement. And your financial situation is, if anything, potentially worse than ours.

/you're-still-better-than-us-but-you-probably-shouldn't-be-so-smug blog
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
I'd like to take this opportunity to mock anybody who doesn't support Leicester City.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
That's a lot of people to mock

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
That's like a Down's syndrome mocking people for having straight hips

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
All kudos for a finely ran championship, but until pre-season starts I'm allowed to gloat still.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
Fair enough :P
We brought it upon ourselves 16 years ago with our "Come back when you've won 18 of them" banners and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
And also by having Graeme Souness as manager.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
And why's that? Is it becuase they're your local team or becuase they're good?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
They're my dad's team. He supported them because they were his local team.
It certainly wasn't because they were good. (my dad was born in 1942)
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
By that logic I'm a glory supporter, given that most of Leicester's success came before I was born.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Well, same for me, I suppose.
Though that's a bit different to Leicester.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
I think you should stop fucking watching CBBC

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
NEVER.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
I will admit to watching The Sarah Jane Adventures

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
pedo

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
fart?

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
whats a pedofart

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
A smelly Gibraltarean?

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
nice :D
*is anti-gibbo*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
Isn't Sarah Jane, like, sixty?

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
And I thought all the actor/actresses in it were 20-odd?

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
You really don't put the thought power into your accusations, do you?

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
crap
i don't watch cbbc

i assumed you were watching it to get some ideas for your teaching classes.

ah well!

back to the fat jokes :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
this one puts next to no thought into posts
i wouldn't worry about it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
always rushing at work, so don't have time to read/check everything :/

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
they should chuck him out and sign dino the dinosaur from the flintstones

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
But then Dino will put him out on the doorstep and then Wilma won't let him in even though he's screaming at the top of his lunges

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
WIIIIILLLMMAAAAAAAA!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
one day....oooooonnnne day, I will order ribs and it will make my car fall over.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
to dream... the impossible dream!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
I've just had a white magnum

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
I'm deluding myself into thinking I'm not gay

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Are you wearing denim short shorts with the pockets poking out the bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
I have elizabeth hurley's legs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
Where do you keep them?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
UFO'S ARE REAL MAAAN
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentich_Disappearance#Transcript_of_the_Valentich-Robey_transmissions
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
That's ace.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
This is pretty MENTAL too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe

And this just makes me sad: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamyan
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
hehe I like this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
and this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
At least they aren't out stabbing people
/mail
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
Nah, shouldn't the Mail be stating that kids *not* stabbing are a concern
However will they learn self defence?

How will the be protected by the paedos?

ARM ALL KIDS

EDIT: FROM! Protected FROM the paedos.
(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
By convincing myself that England have just made a mistake by not including me in the Ashes squad, and I'll get a phone call before the first test on Wednesday.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
Aww give em a break, they're from Portsmouth
they'll all be sucking off sailors for smack by thier late teens anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
*punches you into the sea*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
Chicken annoyed by childrens television.
More at eight.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
That would be quite a headline, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I'm actually not.
I am deluding people at work into thinking that I'm great at my job, smart, fabulous and wonderful. HA HA, JOKES ON THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
CBBC kids piss me RIGHT off

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
Why's that, Spammy?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
posh unrealistic middle class twats thats why

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
I'm not deluding myself.
my cock really is this big
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
As the font size?

(__, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
needs two more <sub>s

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
poor bugger
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(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Oh fuck off!
It's not THAT big.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
I was saying poor coz that's way too big
girls scream at my 3cm penis due to they are scared its going to tear them in half. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
you're not supposed to put it in their ears

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
....
NOW they tell me...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
I´ve installed a little bell in my toilet
now deludings
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)


(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)