I've got tons.
I met a man that I dubbed 'The Human Pancake' skinny from the side, fat from the front, tons of fat nudity, my mental GF at the time had a mental breakdown and hid behind the sofa, it was well funny. The tattoo'd cat man tried to rape me. I got there in the boot of the car.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)