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Speaking of DeviantArt, down there, who wants to play the DeviantArt game?
Take two words, search for them on DeviantArt, and if you don't get furry shit or Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and his shitty fucking friends, you win.
Talk board does not win. Neither does Karl Hysteria.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Or Donkey Gums :(
www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=donkey+gums
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
LORDY ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
It would appear "I" draw like a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
No matter what you put into that site, the results will be furry fanfic pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
I used to be terrified of the folk on /board who'd seemingly pack heat for a photo of a rabbit/girl with a big arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
it reminds them of Cadbury's Caramel.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
If you do come to CHBs then I'll tell you about the time I went to a furry party by accident in the middle of Orange County in California.
It was like a nightmare jammy, so many Wolf & Moon T-shirts you would have shit yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
I'm looking forward to this anecdote!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
I've got tons.
I met a man that I dubbed 'The Human Pancake' skinny from the side, fat from the front, tons of fat nudity, my mental GF at the time had a mental breakdown and hid behind the sofa, it was well funny. The tattoo'd cat man tried to rape me. I got there in the boot of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
I remember reading that here
and wondering how you came to find yourself at such an event "by accident".

Edit: I won't ruin your anecdote but I just found the post, sounds terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Staying with old old exGF's friends who were furries. I did not know this. Animal porno stuck up every where in the house
Asked to go to a party. I said sure. got there in the boot of the car.

Was 100miles away from where I was staying, tons of furries, no booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
haha
did you get Surprise Yiffed? :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
actually yes, I got my hair scratched by people and a fat girl rubbed up against my leg like a cat and everyone laughed
There was no booze so I threatened some guy to give me all of his weed. The only way I could deal with it was to smoke 6 joints and get inside a cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
Sir, you live the life us ordinary folk can only dream of

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'd rather not even have dreams like that,
and I thought my dreams were pretty damn weird already.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
You don't dream of catladies rubbing themselves on you?
Weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I have got twat-nav
I always get myself into retarded stuff like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
still, makes for a good story

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
eeek
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
So my name brings up the thumblings of a spastic with a 2B pencil.
sounds about right really...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
cheese sandwich doesn't win.
but so close...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
I'm assuming bizarre manga is also a fail.
probably SFW but a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
Just link to the Something Awful thread ennit.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
I know, I know.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
Super and Matt wins :)

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
No it doesn't
kintobor.deviantart.com/art/Super-Sonic-nightmares-123928797

spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Well it wasn't on the first page

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
You gotta look through all of them.
Press 'anthro' for concentrated furry.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
Oh right my mistake.
You can change the rules of the game and win.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
You really are grumpy today
Would you like to take a time out on the stairs and eat some fruit pastils?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
Pastilles spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
Oh fuck, I forgot how to spell every work in the English language
Shit fuck shit fuck shit. What am I going to do?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
don't let him upset you
it's just the internet
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
I wasn't going to go any further tbh

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
Reinstate yourself inside the Matrix.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
You used to be funny
now I just think you're trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
Free your mind dude.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6279248
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
And I thought this was a safe bet...
www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=nigger+hating
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
Biro Kettle wins

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
Except biro is a brand name.
spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Actually, I believe Bic is the breand name
and biro is the generic term.
Fuck you, you twat-faced shit-cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
I think you'll find ballpoint pen is the generic term.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
There is no ballpoint pen.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
Spastic.
"The company's intellectual property department keeps a close eye on the media and will often write to publications who use its trade name without a capital letter or as a generic term for ballpoint pens, in order to preserve its trademark."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_B%C3%ADr%C3%B3
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Why me?
I hate all that furry shit.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
*yiff*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Yeah right, emo-furry-cat-ear-hat-boy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
I am so not.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
You bought a butt-plug that's also a horses tail
And you parade around your garden, trotting, neighing at the neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
IT'S A UNICORN

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
Very poor
www.deviantart.com/#catpath=anthro&order=9&q=fat+spastic
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Alas, fifth line on the right.
www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=fat+spastic
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
What the fuck is wrong with those people?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
For fuck sake.
www.deviantart.com/#catpath=anthro&order=9&q=twat+faced
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
Hayfever shed! I win!
www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=hayfever+shed
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
=/
www.deviantart.com/#catpath=anthro&order=9&q=shit+cunt
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
Yegads... you've just reminded me of something

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
You are allowed to tell us.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
Preferably in front of a microphone

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

ha

EDIT: Oi Erasty! have you seen the picture in the calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
What complete shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
Polish Monster is alright

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
and Doner Kebabs
and ROCKET SHAFT
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
and TANK MURDER
actually, I really like this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
My gods
you're right
www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=train+wreck

first go
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
oh deviantart
you are filled with shite
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
what?
www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=hat+biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
Gah
Even "imhotep" and "invisible" comes up with a pharoah cuttlefish
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)