I call my jeans "Change Counters"
Because you can actually see how much money I've got in my pockets.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

I can also see when you're pleased to see me.

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Which isn't often

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

That's because I like girls innit

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)