I heard you used to grade the turds of lower league footballers by scooping them off the touch line and mushing them through a seive.
But they made you redundant because the gleam from your shiny bald head was blinding the referee.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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WHO TOLD YOU?!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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