Hello fatties.Can YOU out-do Aberdeen?!
Let's have the weekly round up.
What do YOU think JMG's profession is, currently?
For bonus attention. Describe my living arrangements.
Currently. SIX b3tans know these two answers for sure.
That I am aware of.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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Freelance IT technicianHelping the lonely wives and ladies of the toon with their computer problems.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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There's no denying these accusations.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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are you the guy who sells the Big Issue outside Eldon Square?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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I've never bought a Big Issue.True JMG info, there.
I'm germophobic.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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I'm having a proper punk rock afternoon JMGStiff Little Fingers were bloody great
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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Gimp-Suit Fashionista(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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Something 9-5ish, which means you have to iron a shirt most days, and sit at a deskand you live with two other blokes in a grotty two-up two-down wanking, eating junkfood and playing on consoles with your massive TV that you bought using the proceeds from your mundane desk job.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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I heard you used to grade the turds of lower league footballers by scooping them off the touch line and mushing them through a seive.But they made you redundant because the gleam from your shiny bald head was blinding the referee.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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WHO TOLD YOU?!:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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I got a flirty gaz on one of my online fake bird accounts from a joy-void in aberdeen.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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I think you're a salesmen of some sort or a milkman/postman. You never post in the mornings.Also, I just realised it's 7/7 tomorrow, I was on the tube at the time when it happened and jogged from Shepherds Bush to Oxford Circus when I got chucked off, watching it all unfold.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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I got harrassed for a TV interview when that happened, because I was English"Were any of your family harmed?" wasn't broadcast when I said "fortunately, they don't live that close to the blast area, 150km away to be precise", but they did show the bit where I said the imminent threat to Warsaw's underground (with its solitary line) was "something to be very worried about." They fucking lapped that scaremongering right up.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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I would have said " Yes...200 of my closes friends and relatives...MY COCKROACH FAMILY NOOOOO!!"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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you're a railway station announcer,and you live in a flat above a corner shop.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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I like this answer.But I would prefer it if you added "cap" to the "flat" part.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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I'd never get away with that.I'd critique most destinations.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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you'd only have to go downstairs to get more vimto, though.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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Personal trainer.Or one of those generic office non-jobs.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:09,
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I don't know, and I don't really mind.I don't judge people on where they live or what they do for a living.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:09,
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I didn't realise we were judging, I thought we were just making things up about JMG's caravan made from bald(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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That's because you live in a scraping in the gravel and spit-rinse pig farmer's boots for a living.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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If they'd pay me, I'd do pretty much anything.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:16,
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Sinead O'Connor impersonator(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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Naked Bear Wrangler(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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The Newcastle Town Cryer.Oh yez! (rpt x2)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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IKEA furniture namerA portakabin buried underneath another portakabin which is a sham front, advertising itself as a taxi company but isn't.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:17,
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I've just finished putting books on my new Whayapët(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:22,
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stadium of light tour guide, and a biffa bin at the back of the stadium(
mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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Phantom Moob Groper(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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and i think you live in sheltered accomodation(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:39,
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