We had three brands of cock.
One fat cock who practically sat on my mate when the gig was still half empty and then got shirty when she suggested he might want to sit just a couple of inches further away. Another cock who watched the entire gig through the crappy little lcd of his fucking point'n'click camera and eventually had to be given a gentle talking to. And a small group who never tired of throwing plastic bottles. I thought they were the least cock-ish of the lot but they were clearly ruining the evening for a few delicate yoofs next to them. It was quite a good gig though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

See also:
people who crowd surf and kick you in the head
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

Oh, it's not dangerous
it's just fucking stupid. I didn't go to watch to bands through as spinning green haze. But yes, excellent gig.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

I would like to add "pricks with flags at festivals" to this list.
If you are so fucking terrified of losing your mates in a crowd then you should probably stay at home. Or be attached to your mummy by a leash.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

I thought this about Glastonbury
Imagine paying a fortune for festival tickets, only to not be able to see the stage because some nob with a massive flag is stood in front of you
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

I think Auntie Beeb might be a bit hacked off with it as well
they had those super duper long range cameras set up in the engineers palace and all they could see were red dragons and hilarious captions.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)