Down town Baghdad is better than Tyne and Wear,
especially the Tyne part.

I'm giving you the courtesy of knowing what part of the North you're from, please afford me the same kindness.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

You're getting closer and closer.
I can only assume the next insult will be about the "Castle" not the "New" bit.
You should also light sparklers and stick them down your boxers so I can really notice you in the crowd.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

Where's oldcastle?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

That's White Hart Lane, isn't it?
LOL!

I'm being very liberal with the term "castle", I'm sure you'll agree.
A castle is seen as a fortress.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)