How would you open a parachute in a lift?
I could imagine that being very disappointing when it just hits the roof of the lift and there's an awkward silence as we fly down the shaft to our death.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Haha, doublefail.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)