ok, we are in a lift
suddenly the cables break, how would you convince me to give you the spare parachute?
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

what am i carrying?

( well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

i wouldnt
i'd stab you up and feev it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'm JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Ive got bivvy locked up in a secret location
With orders to have her burned if i dont make it back
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

its already got a hole in it
poor bivvy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

not anymore
so there
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

it'll always be tainted
you'll always know it was there
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

:((((((((

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

:)
never mind eh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

How would you open a parachute in a lift?
I could imagine that being very disappointing when it just hits the roof of the lift and there's an awkward silence as we fly down the shaft to our death.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Haha, doublefail.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'd jump in the air just before it crashed
then take it from your pulped body.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)