3/4 shorts. Top.
A vest would look a bit gay on me though, not sure why, they just do.

What about footwear?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

None.
I'm carefree and winded at the toes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)