i've never liked foxes
i'd like to hunt them with a gun, like all dogs
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

Hey there
This is a good joke.
(Glomp Fuck, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

sadly, you can't, Mongy.
Only deer with guns in this country.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

i can still shoot the wood pigeons in my back garden can't i? if not, sorry
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

with an air rifle, I believe
or a shotgun. Proper guns are reserved for Bambi. no offence, shooting banter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

proper gun?
i thought they were all just guns
( well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

would you like to come up against a bear with a blackhead gun?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

what sort of bear?

( well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

don't listen to him, I recommend a Ruger Blackhawk for the pigeon menace, General Electric Minigun if it's foxes you're up against

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)