been there three times, it's a fucking dreadful place and the japanese are all shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

I'm sure that's the slogan of the Tokyo tourist board.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

i have a major thing for japanese women
i dunno why :(

they just seem so innocent and love it more than any other women. like super sensitive or something.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

Are you a nonce, by any chance?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

You watch too much porn.

( Bats, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

Why are you sadfacing?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

cos no-one ever agrees with me
i just get strange looks

like when i say jasmine from alladin was fit
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

no it's great
so forward thinking and such a free people, they love tourists and will adore sammi and wish to keep her, the embrace disabled people
( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

they'll probably think Godzilla's come back to attack downtown Tokyo

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

they're all racists too
she'll fit right in
( well, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

I don't look THAT disabled!
In fact, I don't look disabled at all. Just ugly.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

no, not JUST ugly
fucking spectacularly ugly
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)