I'd be very surprised if I have kids
The world is getting more* fucked up. Certainly not the conditions to bring a child up in!

*edit, there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

The thing to do is pick a sport.
1) Start them at an early age
2) make them play it alot
3) ...
4) Profit
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)