The internet is educational.
Thanks to the internet I learned to spell URL, HTTP and bukkake.

What did the internet teach you?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

kung fu

( scott,, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Evening mister. Just read this on the BBC news.
Fucking hell, how fast was it going?
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

Pfft

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

That Ass to Mouth is a whole genre of porn.

( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Do you ever think that in 50 years time our grandchildren, if they ever look up the family history,
may find our b3ta user names and discover what sick fucks we all were?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

O_o

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I stand too close to the Microwave.
I'm not having kids.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I spend too much time on the internet.
I'm also not having kids.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

But at least you can order one from Malawe
Madonna did.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

We'll adopt, it's fine.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I want a yellow baby!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

I'll see what I can find.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

i spent too much time putting my balls on the table and hitting them with a hammer
i'm not having kids
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

This could cause you other medical dificulties
in later life.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'd be very surprised if I have kids
The world is getting more* fucked up. Certainly not the conditions to bring a child up in!

*edit, there.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

The thing to do is pick a sport.
1) Start them at an early age
2) make them play it alot
3) ...
4) Profit
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

this
www.b3ta.com/talk/6280402
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Not missing much, really:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6280382
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

right from wrong
the hard way
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

That midgets aren't just circus freaks, they can be pornstars too.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

And deaf girls!

( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

That some men get off on the sight of women revving car engines whilst wearing stillies and a mini-skirt.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yea. We do.
amongst other things.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Pictures or it didn't happen

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm just reading about
steganography. No more poison pen letters for me.
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)

We have a fancy printer at work which uses weird wax ink blocks.
And the yellow ink always runs out first, this could explain why.
( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Buy second hand inkjet printers from car boot sales if you are that worried
about the government finding you.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

Some people are so precious about ID cards because of lack of privacy, but carry mobile phones
and use cash/credit cards, which can pinpoint your location easily. The privacy idiots.
( Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

It's more to do with people demanding that you identify yourself
I know people who wear hats so downward looking cameras can't identify them, fnar fnar
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

YOUR PAPERS

( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

But mobile phones and credit cards have a purpose other than pinpointing your location
Like talking to people and buying stuff.

When I can play solitaire on an ID card I might be interested in getting one.
( in vino veritas, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

There's also the smack in the face that they want to charge you for the privilege

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

I was more intrigued as to where all the yellow ink went.
When the majority of printouts were monochrome.
( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

If he couldn't be bothered to read your last post,
what makes you think he'll read this one?
( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

pfft Good point.
Cheers for the info, I've mailed the blokes I work with that link.
( BindiBaji, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

This would bug me
Except most of the stuff that I print out is CVs anyway, which have my name and address on anyway.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

How to play the Harmonica.

( BindiBaji, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

To get a fucking life.

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

I've always wondered whether or not there would be any furries without the internet.
This could be a deciding factor when we vote on if we should shut the whole thing down.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Im not all that bothered by them
as long as they keep it to themselves and don't try furbumming me I'm all good.

a bit like the religious types really.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm a bit concerned about anyone that wants to fuck an animal.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

i´m great at killing nazi´s or zombies online

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

il
nazi´s or zombies
line

MajQa'!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

you bloody nerd
/company released klingon AV software :P
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

the women on richard bacon's 5live
are cracking me up
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)