Somebody have a wobble or something.
OR: Shall we start some rumours, like that one about Gonz and Pickle Fairy getting it on (although this may be 100% true, I'm unsure).

Ideas for rumours then?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

Excellent thread!
I have a suggestion, how about, Friz got fired from his job teaching children to sing because he's on the sex offenders register. FANTASTIC!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

They couldn't fit more than one child and his face in the same room
and thus his career was abandoned.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

haha, crikey what a fat face he has.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

I heard Doveston loves cock
LOL.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

Rubbish, try harder.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

i heard that too

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

IT BEGINNNNNNNNNNS.

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

It's no secret.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

*Stands in parade being rained upon*

(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)