Excellent thread!
I have a suggestion, how about, Friz got fired from his job teaching children to sing because he's on the sex offenders register. FANTASTIC!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

They couldn't fit more than one child and his face in the same room
and thus his career was abandoned.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

haha, crikey what a fat face he has.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)