Someone a couple of years below me at school had an oedipus complex
and actually carried naked pictures of his mum around with him (although he never told anyone)

He was a little freak.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

little freak?? Surely not

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

When people use more than one question mark, from now on I'm going to read it like a repeat sign in music

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

The manwife gets irate that I don't use exclamation marks.
I maintain they're unprofessional and make you look immature, he says I sound too serious in my emails. Where do you stand on this?
( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

Question marks are a valid punctuation mark that have their time and place.
I bet your manwife uses emoticons too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

It's true. Oh God, it's true.

( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)