I'll kill the little bastard when I get home
uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090706/tod-son-tries-to-sell-sexy-photos-of-mum-7f81b96.html
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)

Want some pictures of my Mum's fat wabs?
20 bucks
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

Loving the caption.
He tried to sell them on an internet, you know.

Edit: "I wanted 50 per cent of the sale, but more than that I miss the nice comments." I think she belongs on here, what with the attention seeking.
( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)

Someone a couple of years below me at school had an oedipus complex
and actually carried naked pictures of his mum around with him (although he never told anyone)

He was a little freak.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

little freak?? Surely not

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

When people use more than one question mark, from now on I'm going to read it like a repeat sign in music

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

The manwife gets irate that I don't use exclamation marks.
I maintain they're unprofessional and make you look immature, he says I sound too serious in my emails. Where do you stand on this?
( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

Question marks are a valid punctuation mark that have their time and place.
I bet your manwife uses emoticons too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

It's true. Oh God, it's true.

( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)

and there's a picture of a computer,
on the internet, that you can enlarge, if you want to.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

Is there a picture on the picture of the computer that you can enlarge too?

( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

It doesn't enlarge by enough to read the writing on it,
but it appears to be a google results page.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

I got excited when I saw the "more photos" link.

( Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

"more stock photos of something vaguely relevant"

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)