If he says no, you could say,
"But, it's good to talk!"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

obviously I'd be holding a knife throughout all of this

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

Butter knife?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)