I tried to fit a square peg into a round hole once.
When I started posting on /talk.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

You should have concentrated more on posting than doing terrible woodwork then you might have been ok.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Aye
Sometimes hammers just don't work.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

Unless you're MC Hammer, silly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)