Today isn't going very well, the men came to deliver the sofa but it
didn't fit through the corridor and round into the lounge, so it'd a glazier job. However, I have TEA so it's all OK.
What did you last try to put into a hole too small for it? With or without the aid of two men.
( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

We had to go through the window when putting my sofa bed in my living room
It just wouldn't fit round the corner, goshdarnit.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

put it in the washing machine on a hot wash

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

Oh, this is just begging for a comedy answer involving kiddy fiddling

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)

My sofa will be easy to get to the lounge when it arrives.
Through the sliding patio doors in the dining room, then it's straight through the hallway into the lounge. No corners to contend with :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

so what you're saying is you like your women with giant cavernous vagina?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

That's made me laugh.

( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

I tried to put my finger up cuffberts bum but it didn't fit.

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

a pallet full of computers,
tried to wheel it through a doorway
it got wedged
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

what you need is for someone to materialise the door of their time machine in a convenient place.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

I need a portal gun.

( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

that could also work.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

COCKS AND EYES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

cor!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

No sofa fun today.
A man is coming round tomorrow to look at the window.
( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

what you need is for the portal gun from the portal-based game 'portal' to be real

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Maybe I need a portal gun.

( Druid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

like the one from the game 'portal'?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)

I don't think he even has a sofa, his chaise is a lie

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

*blinks*
...wow
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

You terrible person.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

I tried to push my bottom into my dickhole. yeah, I went there bub...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

My dad broke his foot a few years back
My mum was wheeling him to xray in a wheel chair and tried to negotiate a double door that had only one side open.
She wedged him in it, because he had has hands on the wheels trying to help, he broke his finger. He now sees the funny side though
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

I tried to fit a square peg into a round hole once.
When I started posting on /talk.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)

You should have concentrated more on posting than doing terrible woodwork then you might have been ok.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)

Aye
Sometimes hammers just don't work.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)

Unless you're MC Hammer, silly.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

Someone should come up with some sort of gun that fires portals

( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)