If you were a smell, I think it would be the smell of a curtain.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)

a beef curtain?
with chutney?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

open or closed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)

open. the worst kind of curtain smell. curtain concentrated.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)

gosh, who knows what filth is behind him

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)

probably a radiator

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

3 issues of razzle and a toffee crisp wrapper

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)