Or y'know, don't
Whatever
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

Girlfriend's HIV test results?

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

Theo is allergic to girls

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

Other way round
I walk down the street and I can hear their fannies clanging shut like airlocks.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)