In my pyjamas?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

With one of those massive trumpet shaped rifles.
Bonus points for yelling, "TALLY HO!" as you do.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)