I hope a tornado comes and he pops up and starts screaming and holding onto shit like he does in the Earth Song.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

A bit of his skin would just catch on a nail in the wall
and his bones would clatter together like wind chimes.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

then the last 2 bars of 'Bad' plays
dun Dun DUN...WHOSE BAAD.

followed by a post death prolapse
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

..and the crowd goes wild

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)