I've just come back with
oatcakes and smoked cheddar
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Smoked cheese is so wrong, yet so right.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

one of my favourite things
is smoked garlic. there's a smokehouse near where I had my honeymoon that smokes whole bulbs. they also do smoked soft cheese which is absolutely gorgeous
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

*wipes drool from mouth*

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

I read that as
'Ocelots and smoked cheddar'.

Huzzah for ocelots!
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

I only had cereal
Now I feel inadequate...
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

I had cereal for breakfast
and pasta for lunch
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

I probably won't eat again
until I get very hungry just before I'm about to start drinking and give in and get some chips or something
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)