On the rare occasions I have a shit at work I content myself that I am earning money with my kecks off

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

It's a start.
Try taking some old memos with you and blank out words to make the whole thing far ruder. Like a wordsearch in reverse.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Being 'not a cock'
I don't work in an environment where the word 'memo' is ever used
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

what are you suggesting?
that I'm a cock?

you could be onto something here.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)