You could write a sitcom about it

( magnum, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

The "Hearing Some Bloke Knob My Ex-Missus Show"
Has nice ring.

Or at least she did.
*hangs head in shame*
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)