LOOK!
LOOK AT ME. IT'S MY 20,000TH FUCKING POST. I'M CELEBRATING A COMPLETELY FUCKING MEANINGLESS MILESTONE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET.

I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE, SO THIS IS ALL I DO IN MY FUCKING SPARE TIME.

I AM A GIGANTIC FUCKING CUNT. LOOK AT ME. I'VE GOT A SHIT BEARD AND A SHIT TIE. FUCK THIS SHIT.

I'M EVEN GOING FUCKING BALD. FUCK. I'M 20, THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT.

PEACE OUT BITCHES.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

HA

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Shave it off and be done with it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Puffft

( Lollylegs lite, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Boy, was I wrong.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Oh
my
(Spunky Bumface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)