Heh!
More to the point - Why are they arresting ladies for going topless?

They should be given public service medals!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)

I thought Ohio was the State
where you can legally marry horses?
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Yes, Sir.
But if that horse chooses to go topless, she'll* be in a whole mess of trouble!

*Homosexual horse weddings are still illegal in Ohio, unfortunately
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)