Arsenal will, yet again, fail to win a major tournament.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Liverpool and Manchester United very close for the title
Chelsea not very far behind, win champions league.

Arsenal, West Ham, Aston Villa, Tottenham, Everton and Man City all finish within 10 points with each other from 4th to 9th.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

I reckon Arsenal might get the Carling Cup.
And it'll be celebrated like we've just won the league.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

and you'll suddenly forget all the insults you gave spurs for winning it a few seasons back

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)