I'm babysitting right now.
This may well all end in tears.
What is your prediction?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)

An end to life on earth by tea time.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Middle or working class tea time?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Cricket tea time
at this rate
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

'Ello.
Gone on a work-related stabby rampage yet?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

Even better
I quit two weeks ago, I'm off to sign on later. Bit fucked off, I actually lost money doing that shitty fucking waste of time masquerading as employment.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

Meh.
Better to be jobless than doing that shite ultimately.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)

True that
I've just spent my last pay on some beer to drink while listening to the cricket.
Beats the hell out of what I was doing two weeks ago.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

Bopara to make a ton.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

PHWOAR CRICKET.
I fully endorse the Bopara ton cause. By the way, it's being played just around the corner from my house. I shall be attending day 3.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

Get in!
My Sky Sports is finally available, so I am off to watch it on the ol' TV.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

you motherfucker.

( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Have we already discussed the best place to follow it online?

( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

I was trying all the usual streaming sites but couldn't find a good one.
Was quite content to listen to the BBC online coverage but my shitty internet keeps cutting you.

Said I'd never have Sky again, but desperate times...
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

cricinfo
no question. Tends to get a bit trafficy for these games though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)

My student house was 200 yards from the ECB Cricket centre.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

I think this is unlikely

( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

All Bopara does is score centuries.
It's more likely than not
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

You'll be on the sex offenders register before the end of the day.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Arsenal will, yet again, fail to win a major tournament.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

Liverpool and Manchester United very close for the title
Chelsea not very far behind, win champions league.

Arsenal, West Ham, Aston Villa, Tottenham, Everton and Man City all finish within 10 points with each other from 4th to 9th.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

I reckon Arsenal might get the Carling Cup.
And it'll be celebrated like we've just won the league.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

and you'll suddenly forget all the insults you gave spurs for winning it a few seasons back

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Are you going to invite Chad round and make out with him after you've put the baby to bed?
I've heard Chad is dreamy.
( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

He is, but even though he's a quarterback I refuse to date logical positivists.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

What about Cory?

( SuperMatt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Cory is super hot, but his thesis on Augustinian teleology was irredeemably flawed.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

He wets the bed.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

Take his Playstation and say "If you tell anyone, your parents won't love you any more.".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)

He's eighteen months old, gonz.
The playstation belongs to his father, and his father is bigger than me.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

That Sleeping Lions is the best game to play when baby sitting
Or get some cardboard boxes.

Or play 'Magical Adventure Snuffle Pugs'

This is what I do when babysitting.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

This is what I also play by myself

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

This is what I play in the bath.

( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

You pretend to be me playing with myself?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

How about
My Little Pug. A range of differently coloured toy pugs, possibly with pop-out and swap eyes.
( vladimir, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

I'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

It'll start off hazy with intermittent showers, followed by thermonuclear armageddon.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

that the child hurts itself, and informs it's parents that you were fannying around on your laptop/phone when it happened...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

YOU, check the calendar for added Ireland awsomnity.
And for all you geeks helpful types out there; why is this laptop making me log in every time I post?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

Cookies deleted?
Using one of the proxies without realising?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)

It's probably a cookie thing all right.
And it's very annoying.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

The child grows up to cynical twisted and disenfrancised.

( RedStar returneth, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

haha, best yet.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

*changes answer to this*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Only I'd spell it right.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

Perhaps he means it will never vote in a Gallic election
this might not be seen as a bad thing, though.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

I'd vote in a Gaelic elction
But I'd be scared of the boggers that'd get in.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

I like the Taisoeach's nickname
I really wish the English weren't so crap at ridiculing our politicians.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Really?
You don't think Gordon CLOWN and Tony bLIAR are the wittiest insults in the history of wit?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'd rather describe them as a pair of cunts
and deeply deplore the idiocy of British newspapers which won't print swearing.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)

BIFFO Brian?
He's a spastic if ever I saw one.


*Glad he's far away from him now*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)

I was in the Dáil last night.
Watching Batt O'Keeffe speaking made me regret our nation's strict gun control laws.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

Watching Batt O'Keeffe makes me regret his parent goot together and decided to have a baby.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)

was that tears as in crying
or 'tears' as in ripping apart a toddler with your cock

or both?
( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

hilarious consequences

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)

I have no doubt that we'll all get to hear about them
online.
( WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

i cant take this level of excitement

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

with sexy results

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)

im off to the spoons
it just all too much
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

CHAOS

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

I predict you need to get a job.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)

Spider!
How are the Aussies? Is there anyone in the country who's not in the pub?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

Haven't a clue.
Pubs are ages away and I'd rather get stoned than pay $40 traveling to the pub.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)

That's not a prediction.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

You will do the job and the parent will return home and thank you for your deed.
You go home unchanged by the evening's events.
Also your nutsack will be bone dry.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)

My bone is never dry.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)