Lager tastes of fizzy water.
It's only acceptable for home drinking when funding is limited.
( Bats, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)

Or it can be mixed with cider and blackcurrant
Diesel, mmmm
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)